Farce of the Penguins

Farce of the Penguins
Farce of the Penguins (2006)

IMDB rating: 4.00

Plot: A mockumentary that illuminates penguin survival and mating rituals, as well as one bird’s search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his hedonistic buddies.

Directors: Saget Bob

Actors: Jackson Samuel L.,Alexander Jason,Belushi James,Biggs Jason,Black Lewis,Cantone Mario,Cook Dane,Coulier Dave,Crosby Norm,Dorfman Cliff,Duritz Adam,Fierstein Harvey,Gottfried Gilbert,Hazelton Jim,Katz Jonathan,Comedy,

what is this song?
some lyrics are:
you and me baby we aint nothin but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

It was on that penguin farce movie


‘Bad Touch’ by the Bloodhound Gang

musoman | Feb 28, 2008


Blood Hound Gang

The Bad Touch

Sweat baby sweat baby sex
is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel yes I’m Ebert
and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand
touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you
covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Cum quicker than FedEx never reach an
apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
just like Daylight Savings Time (do it now) "You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel" (do it again now) "You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)
Love the kind you clean
up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of
Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion
of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high
tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I’m Mister
Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you
mine "Tool Time" you’ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style
so we can both watch "X-Files" (do it now) "You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel" (do it again now) "You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)
———

"You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel" (do it again now) "You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (do it now) "You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel" (do it again now) "You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel"(Get horny now
workinggirl418 | Feb 28, 2008


discovery channel by bloodhound gang

That might not be the name, but thats what youre gonna find it under if you try to download it or anything.
jdr_aj | Feb 28, 2008


I LUV DAT SONGG!!11!?1!!1111!!//1!11!!!

ITZ DA BAD TUCH NBY DA BLUDHOWND GANG!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8A q0
dat homiez!!11!1!! | Feb 28, 2008


i’ve met them XD

but yeah it’s bad touch by the bloodhound gang.
hannahgasm.(Y) | Feb 28, 2008

Pink Panther, The

Pink Panther, The
Pink Panther, The (2006)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: When the coach of the France soccer team is killed by a poisoned dart in the stadium in the end of a game, and his expensive and huge ring with the diamond Pink Panther disappears, the ambitious Chief Insp. Dreyfus (Kevin Kline) assigns the worst police inspector Jacques Clouseau (Steve Martin) to the case. His intention is to give a diversion to the press, while he uses his best men to chase the killer and thief. He assigns Gendarme Gilbert Ponton (Jean Reno) to work with Closeau and inform each step of the investigation. When Clouseau is nominated with honor to the highest prize in France, Dreyfus decides to humiliate Clouseau and take him out of the case. However Clouseau has already solved the mystery.

Directors: Levy Shawn

Actors: Martin Steve,Kline Kevin,Reno Jean,Czerny Henry,Rees Roger,Goodwin Phillip,Garcin Henri,Abadie William,Sauli Daniel,Dell Jean,Toren Nick,Comedy,Crime,Mystery,

Which celebrity do you prefer?
Rob Pattinson (Twilight Saga - movie)
Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2 - movie, etc.)
Anne Hathaway (Bride Wars - movie, etc.)
Hayley Williams (Paramore - rock/alternative band)

Pick One!


Steve Martin he is FUNNY
oh_jo123 | Feb 04, 2010


uhh anne hathaway i guess
mymissionxd | Feb 04, 2010


Steve Martin=FUNNY
nene94 | Feb 04, 2010


STEVE MARTIN.
That lovely man is my idol.
*King Tut*
Ultimate Nerd | Feb 04, 2010


none of them
Jess | Feb 04, 2010


Steve Martin….. he’s always so funny in his movies
Cindy | Feb 04, 2010


Steve Martin or Anne Hathaway
He is funny
She is a good actress
I HATE twilight : )
Jenny..<3 | Feb 04, 2010


stevin martin because he is sexy with his white hair and he is old.
AznLilAnt | Feb 04, 2010


steve martin
gulliver | Feb 04, 2010


None of these celebs.
?MacKenzie? | Feb 04, 2010


Hayley Williams <3
I love her and she is an amazing singer :) The lions are at the door ! | Feb 04, 2010


Steve Martin he makes me laugh.
Marie | Feb 04, 2010


Hayley Williams ! :) [im]mature. | Feb 04, 2010


I am so going to pick Steve Martin he’s funny talented a true comic.
Megan S | Feb 04, 2010


Umm, none of them realllly. Steve Martin I guess? Even though he’s not all that funny.
miles ;D | Feb 04, 2010


Not sure why you want to know but Hayley Williams is sexy and just awesome.
luke | Feb 04, 2010


Steve Martin has always been my favorite. He is so funny.
Kit | Feb 04, 2010


Anne Hathaway

-Not a fan of the twilight movies, like the books though
- eeeeh
-not much of paramore listener

=]
=] | Feb 04, 2010


HAYLEY im listening to them right now!
>3 Paramore
"Emergency"
Lola | Feb 04, 2010


Steve Martin because he is funny.
Miss Browser | Feb 04, 2010


Steve Martin is my fave of all time
he is soooo funny
but i also like anne hathaway
Becky | Feb 04, 2010


steve martin
sam i am | Feb 04, 2010


Hayley Williams
Minnie My | Feb 04, 2010


Hayley Williams (:
Lauren Jessica | Feb 04, 2010

DOA: Dead or Alive

DOA: Dead or Alive
DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: A number of fighters are invited to DOA, an invitational martial arts contest. They travel to the tournament island by plane, until they have to jump out mid-flight with parachutes, and then have until sundown to reach the main island to be entered into the tournament. Fighters are then pooled against one another in a knock-out style tournament, with the loser of a battle sent home, and the winner progressing to the subsequent round. The plot revolves around four female fighters who begin as rivals, but subsequently find themselves teaming up against another force.

Download DOA: Dead or Alive

Directors: Yuen Corey

Actors: Roberts Eric,Marsden Matthew,White Brian J.,Chou Collin,Kosugi Kane,Boyer Derek,Crewes Martin,Howey Steve,Lin Song,Liu Fang,Action,Adventure,

whats the fighting style they use in dead or alive (doa)?

i wanna know what fighting style helena, christie and kasumi use please


I would suggest that you watch the movie again. You can watch it online for free at:
http://boholexchange.info/2009/12/doa-de ad-or-alive-2006/

chobby_G | Dec 04, 2009


which character?
they all have specific styles ninjitsu,drunken boxing, vale tudo

look it up at wikipedia for a detailed description on each character
anthony l | Dec 04, 2009

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.40

Plot: Just before their wedding, Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner are arrested by Lord Cutler Beckett for helping the pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, but Cutler proposes a deal to Will: their freedom per Jack’s compass. Meanwhile, Jack is afraid of the sea, because he owes his soul to the evil Davy Jones, the Captain of the Flying Dutchmen. When Will meets Jack, the pirate proposes to exchange his compass by a key owned by Davy Jones. Will goes to the Flying Dutchman without knowing how dangerous and diabolic Davy Jones and his crew are.

Directors: Verbinski Gore

Actors: Depp Johnny,Bloom Orlando,Davenport Jack,Nighy Bill,Pryce Jonathan,Arenberg Lee,Crook Mackenzie,McNally Kevin,Bailie David,Skarsgard Stellan,Hollander Tom,Klebba Martin,Schofield David,Action,Adventure,Comedy,Fantasy,

How Much Should I ask for this DVD Lot?
I have a lot of 265 dvd’s. I was wondering how much I should set the reserve price for an ebay auction. These are the movies:

2 Fast 2 Furious
6 Days 7 Nights
8 Mile (x2)
10,000 BC
50 First Dates
300
A Man Apart
Accepted-Wide Screen
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
A history of Violence
Al Capone Biography
Along Came a spider
Alpha Dog-Full Screen
American Gangster- 2 Disc Unrated Extended Edition
American Pie- Unrated (x3)
American Pie 2- Unrated (x2)
American Wedding- Unrated
Anger Management
Apollo 13
Austin Powers Gold Member
Bad Boys 2
Bad News Bear
Batman
Beef 3
Behind Enemy Lines
Black Mask
Boiler Room
Boiler Room-New
Boondock Saints
Bruce Lee Fists of Fury
Cabin Boy
Carlitos Way
Carlitos Way: Rise to Power
Casino
Cast Away(x2)
Charlie

A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash

A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash
A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash (2006)

IMDB rating: 8.10

Plot: Supported by a powerful mix of archival footage, NASA shots of burning oil fields, and, often unintentionally hilarious, historical film excerpts, OilCrash guides us on an exotic, visual journey from Houston to Caracas, the Lake of Maracaibo, the Orinoco delta, Central Asia’s secretive republic of Azerbaijan with its ancient capital Baku and the Caspian Sea, via London & Zurich. OilCrash visits cities around the world to learn of our future from such leading authorities as oil investment banker Matthew Simmons, former OPEC chairman Fadhil Chalabhi, Caltech’s head of physics, Professor David Goodstein, Stanford University political scientist, Terry Lynn Karl, peak oil expert, Matthew Savinar and many more.

Directors: Caduff Reto

Actors: Adams Wade,Al-Awadi Abdul Samad,Al-Chalabi Fadhil J.,Bartlett Roscoe,Bottome Robert,Campbell Colin J.,Colitti Marcello,Corradi Alberto Quiros,Fazilogli Mir-Babajev Mir-Jusiv,Ganser Daniele,Goodstein Ph.D. Dr. David L.,Orr Jr. Franklin M.,Savinar Matthew David,Simmons Matthew,Spormann Alfred M.,Documentary,

Think this is possible? Oil 'the bloodstain of the earth's economy' and will soon trigger a global conflict
Oil is ‘the bloodstain of the earth’s economy’ and will soon trigger a global conflict that will cost millions of lives. That is the stark claim of a controversial new film, which says a crash in oil production is about to set off worldwide recession and economic collapse.
Oil is ‘the bloodstain of the earth’s economy’ and will soon trigger a global conflict that will cost millions of lives. That is the stark claim of a controversial new film, which says a crash in oil production is about to set off worldwide recession and economic collapse.

A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash, which opens in UK cinemas this week, shows stark images of rusting Texan and Venezuelan wells and fuel riots in Asia and Africa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or-TyPACK -g


Unfortunately that seems quite likely, yes. Oil is going to run really short in the next fifty years, the question is just how well we will adjust to that. Shell had a very funny comment a couple of years ago: the world oil reserves are not going to run out in the next fifty years, because much of the reserves that are left are almost impossible to get out of the ground. Gee, that’s lucky! We still have oil only we can’t use it!
Yes, we have to invest as many resources as possible into sustainable alternatives NOW. I believe that some of the global warming talk is just to keep attention away from the really scary reason why we should cut our fossil fuel use: because they’re running out.

one question though: how is this R&S exactly?

Ray Patterson-the dude is not in | Nov 08, 2007


don’t forget
diamonds,
&
drugs
copper o | Nov 08, 2007


There is a video game called "Fallout". It is a post apocalyptic game. It has a pretty good intro though. Ron Perlman did the narration for it. Basically, the narration discusses the next world war was fought for petroleum and uranium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AihKA_AgM ok
A.Mercer | Nov 08, 2007


Yeah… I can see that happening already.

Where have you been?

Have you had your break today?

:) fireball- I thumbed you up! mark the calendar!
Ronald H. McChrist | Nov 08, 2007


have you all seen the email going around called Robin williams? wow he has some great ideas…yes i think it can get worse…we need to be digging our own oilin TEX.
Fireball226 | Nov 08, 2007


Oil is going to get more expensive. How catastrophic this is going to be depends on how quickly we can find alternatives.

Currently government policy in the US is to stick it’s head in the sand and do little to nothing. Ethanol is a waste of time You burn almost a gallon of fuel making a gallon of fuel. Bio diesel is much more promising. Electric is what we should be investing in.

I would predict a economic crash rather than a global conflict.
simon T | Nov 08, 2007


There is a new x-box Game by the same name.
Lance | Nov 08, 2007

Amazing Grace

Amazing Grace
Amazing Grace (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.70

Plot: The idealist William Wilberforce maneuvers his way through Parliament in 19th century England, endeavoring to end the British transatlantic slave trade.

Directors: Apted Michael

Actors: Gruffudd Ioan,Cumberbatch Benedict,Finney Albert,Gambon Michael,Sewell Rufus,N’Dour Youssou,Hinds Ciaran,Jones Toby,Farrell Nicholas,Swift Jeremy,Campbell Moore Stephen,Paterson Bill,Day Nicholas,Biography,Drama,

How has obsesssive-compulsive disorder affected your relationship with God?
I am Catholic, I am studying theology. In June of last year during the first year of studying Theology, I discovered that I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. I have violent, sexual and religious obsessions (thoughts) and my compulsions are washing my hands, aligning objects with my vision but my religious ones are excessive Confession, praying (especially the act of contrition and forgiving people), preaching until people get irritated and dust their sandals off as a warning to me…and abstaining from holy Communion due to fear of committing the grave sin of sacrilege. But in November of last year I came to the realization that I was doing this all out of fear and out of superstition, I didn’t want to go to Hell or even Purgatory but at the same time I was making a mockery of the Sacrament of Confession because I wasn’t taking my repentance seriously (God showed me this in a dream). I used to be very devoted, praying the Rosary and Divine Mercy, fasting on bread and water, going to adoration and Mass during the week, reading Scripture and spiritual writings, Confessing weekly or even more and preaching people’s ears off. But at the same time in November I was writing exams and I got frustrated and just said F*** and it became a habit, I despaired, I doubted, I became lukewarm and indifferent or at least more than I was and I got drunk, I started masturbating and watching pornography……..I decided to go to Confession jthe Sunday before the New Year and it was amazing for like 2 days but then I saw a picture of breastfeeding and this triggered the fear that I was going to hell and I have fallen from grace because it was porographic and whatever, I also despair because when I feel an attraction (which isn’t sin) to some1 then my mind says that I’m lusting. I am just in a state of despair and fear again and I feel like whats the point of praying, how do I persevere when its so easy to commit sin…….HELP!

PS, funnily enough studying theology has affirmed that Catholicism is the true religion and has not turned me agnostic or atheist…


I asked a similar question a while ago. I posted it in three different sections. Maybe some of the responses I got might help:

1. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; _ylt=ApNfq3ekIx1OC3cP5H9lOfbsy6IX;_ylv=3 ?qid=20091107152448AAp3Fvd

2. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; _ylt=Ao5iWGu9fyju079NJk29VKvsy6IX;_ylv=3 ?qid=20091107152413AA9OHzf

3. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; _ylt=AjejSY8p8b0gma4nRPowHO7ty6IX;_ylv=3 ?qid=20091107152330AAYE73V

Edit: I see people stating that you should go to a therapist instead of a religious figure. Actually, if you do go to therapy, they will probably have you talk to a Priest who has dealt with people that have these types of issue before to resolve the religion-based obsessions and compulsions. A therapist alone might not have the background in religion to help you resolve them. A therapist should be the one to coordinate it though, and help you through the obsessions and compulsions in general.

| Jan 04, 2010


I had to do everything in threes, so I created the trinity :D…
Martin (atheist) | Jan 04, 2010


you can control your desires to a certain extent.

you’re just horny :)
get laid.

then go back to worshipping god… atleast then you wont worry about comitting adultery.

P.S.
as for the violent thoughts, come near me and i’ll have you arrested
RemRem :) | Jan 04, 2010


You need some therapy, and you need to read your New Testament more.
God bless.
John1212 | Jan 04, 2010


I don’t mean this to be offensive, but I think you need genuine help. The church is only going to complicate your already complicated disorder. Religious people are not qualified to help you with a psychological disorder any more than your dentist is.
Metzae | Jan 04, 2010


You need to see a counselor and get on medication for this. You may be trying too hard. God understands that we are not perfect. If you make a mistake, you are not going to go to Hell.
Stop trying to follow these rituals. God loves you and doesn’t need you to go through certain rituals. By following these, you are following what people tell you to do rather than God. Do what it says in the Bible. Pray for forgiveness (not by going to confession, to get forgiveness all you have to do is ask, and you don’t have to go anywhere. You can talk to God anytime and anywhere.) for your thoughts, and ask God to help you change.
cassieglenn46 | Jan 04, 2010

Ant Bully, The

Ant Bully, The
Ant Bully, The (2006)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: Lucas Nickle’s the new kid in town and the local bully, Steve, makes sure he knows it. Lucas gets so fed up with being bullied, he takes out his frustration on ants in his backyard in hilarious ways, like squirting them with his garden hose or stamping on the ant hill. The ants are understandably fed up with this and Zoc the ant wizard uses a potion to shrink him down to ant size! Lucas is sentenced to hard labor in the ruins and learns to be more compassionate to ants. He becomes an ant friend, then must become an ant hero when Stan Beals, the local pest control guy, who’s an even bigger bully, comes to wipe out the entire colony. An “ants vs pest control” battle ensues and Zoc reluctantly accepts that Lucas may be the ants’ only chance of survival.

Directors: Davis John A.

Actors: AnimationFamily,Comedy,Adventure,Fantasy,

how to complete first level in the ant bully pc game?
i have the ant bully pc game but i can not complete its first level.how to complete it?


you should goggle Ant Bully PC walkthough and you well find more than how to complete a level but also some secrets and maybe cheat

k3n5h1n | Sep 15, 2009

Flood

Flood
Flood (2006)

IMDB rating: 5.40

Plot: Timely yet terrifying, The Flood predicts the unthinkable. When a raging storm coincides with high seas it unleashes a colossal tidal surge, which travels mercilessly down England’s East Coast and into the Thames Estuary. Overwhelming the Barrier, torrents of water pour into the city. The lives of millions of Londoners are at stake. Top marine engineers and barrier experts Rob, his ex-wife Sam and his father Leonard Morrison, have only a few hours to save the city from total devastation. A real probability in a real location. It is not a question of if, but when London floods.

Directors: Mitchell Tony

Actors: Carlyle Robert,Courtenay Tom,Suchet David,Ball Martin,Bandy Graham,Barnett Angus,Benfield John,Cope Jason,Crutchley Jeremy,Fosh Christopher,Grant Rogan,Grobbelaar Francois,Hardy Tom,Headley Kay,Action,

Any protests coming up in Milwaukee area?
DO NOT TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE!!!!!
i dont want your arguments flooding this, this is not a political question
i live near milwaukee. i want to know of any upcomming protests in the area. preferebly environmental. or human or animal rights. or for peace. chicago is too far.
have you seen the shores in milwaukee? filled with dead fish and pollution. ive been to many other parts of lake michigan, the water is clear in most places. there is loads of pollution. there should be environmental protests.


Sounds like you have too much time on your hands, you want to protest but don’t want political debate. Milwaukee isn’t exactly the hub for causes that actually have a chance of changing much. No one in China will care about your protest for human rights, global warming and climate change is on the ropes at the moment since its been dealt a pretty good blow with all the lying scientists and inaccurate data. Maybe you would have enviormental issues that are local but nothing significant enough to hit the national news. Your neighbor Michigan had such a great govenor that she drove the state into recession prior to the country and is now trying to cater specifically to green technology companies. Maybe you can find a cause in the new companies.
Nightwind | Jan 11, 2010

Children of Men

Children of Men
Children of Men (2006)

IMDB rating: 8.10

Plot: With this dystopian world ravished by war, paranoia and the frustrations of Man the Orwellian vision of Nineteen Eighty-Four, the totalitarian future is now complete and amongst us. With female fertility becoming obsolete, Man cannot reproduce, and no child has been born on the face of the planet for eighteen years. Man, and his future, is dying. Soon he shall be extinct. Theo, the beaten, downtrodden and middle-aged ex-political activist will, unwittingly, become involved in a war of an underground revolt. Here he is active once more, in the perilous journey across England’s Home Counties, with a young girl, Kee, who, to Theo’s bewilderment is pregnant. The first pregnant woman for more than eighteen years. This secret must be protected, at all cost, and mother and child must flee to the mysterious and enigmatic Human Project, across the seas. Their flight is a constant fight for survival. Who can be trusted? Who can keep a secret?

download Children of Men cheap

Directors: Cuaron Alfonso

Actors: Yacuzzi Juan Gabriel,Curling Rob,Chevalier Jon,Fenton Kim,Gilbert Chris,Woodbridge Laurence,Owen Clive,Haughey Michael,Sharma Paul,Adventure,Drama,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

Why should anyone protect weak men?
Why are their so many weak men here? Sometimes I go and yell at them to see if they will stick up for themselves but they dont. They just cry or apolagize like a woman. If you ar to cowardly to protect yourself how do you expect to protect your property, women, children or elderly? Why does America have so many sissy men?


Nice name fagg
SUPDOG | Dec 20, 2009


why do women need protection? where’s your strength, woman?

haven’t you heard of guns? that’s how you can protect your property. but what you did wasn’t an attack, they apologized because they are POLITE. why should they attack you back? that’s not polite. humans are far more peaceful than other apes. chimpanzees will argue for a fruit (not bananas, only humans eat domesticated bananas in the wild).
quantum quack | Dec 20, 2009


Not all non confrontational men are weak.

Nacho Libre

Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre (2006)

IMDB rating: 5.80

Plot: Ignacio is a monk who aspires to be a professional wrestler (luchador = fighter in Spanish). This is against the other priests. He wrestles under the name “Nacho” for the children to help pay for their needs in hiding. The movie is what happens when he does this.

Directors: Hess Jared

Actors: Black Jack,Jimenez Hector,Rose Darius,Arias Moises,Gomez Eduardo,Maycotte Carlos,Montoya Richard,Gonzalez Cesar,Montalvo Rafael,Sandoval Julio,Lahoz Ventura ‘Tigre Hispano’,Hernandez Felipe Jesus ‘Terror Chino’,Munoz Enrique,Comedy,Sport,

What did Nacho Libre put on their sweet corn?
On Nacho Libre when they always get sweet coirn what do they ut on it?
Mayonaise and what (that red stuff, to me it looked like crushed red wotsits)? Or is it something other than Mayo?

thanks xxx


Mayo, Parmesan cheese or Cotija cheese and Chili Powder

| Aug 28, 2009


crushed red pepper flakes ?

:) Kristen | Aug 27, 2009

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